freaky people

Last night I got this message on my cel phone:
"uhh, hey Epiphany. Yew put yerr message on my voice mail. Idn't that like, uh felony?" *click.*

...uhh, no, Bubba. It idn't. I'm not sure how it happened, but I'm pretty sure that:
a - I didn't do it, even by accident, (check your phone service?)
and b - even if I did, it wouldn't be a felony.

*sigh.*